
Police Released A Terrible Sketch Of A Suspect And People Are In Tears
By Mark PygasNov. 18 2019, Updated 2:39 p.m. ET
Police sketches aren't known for being the most accurate images of crime suspects. According to Charlie Frowd, a British psychologist at the University of Central Lancashire, composite photos drawn by trained artists only produce an accurate likeness of the suspect around 9 percent of the time. For computer generated images, that number is even lower, at 5 percent.
And just in case you need proof, a composite by police in Warwickshire in the United Kingdom is going viral for exactly the reason mentioned above. They're looking for two men who posed as employees from the Orbit housing association in order to trick their way into a woman’s apartment. One of the men distracted the woman while the other stole cash before the woman realized what was going on and told them to leave while she called the police.
According to the woman, who described this man at length, here is what the suspect allegedly looked like:
We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary in Stratford in February. If you have any information please contact us. https://t.co/NipFniL1ed pic.twitter.com/oGiYfxIi2e
— Warwickshire Police (@warkspolice) April 3, 2018Unsurprisingly, social media users assumed this was some kind of delayed April Fools prank. After the photo went viral, Warwickshire Police took to Twitter to confirm that — as absurd and hilarious and downright terrible as this sketch was, as far as criminal investigations are concerned — they were indeed looking for the man.
We can confirm that this is real and that we anticipated the attention! But jokes aside, it was created from a description provided and it's serious as a woman was victim of a horrible crime. Hopefully the attention will mean we identify the offender/bring him to justice quicker
— Warwickshire Police (@warkspolice) April 3, 2018A description of the incident from the Warwickshire Police website reads:
"At between 2.00pm and 2.36pm on 5 February 2018, two men claiming to be from Orbit Housing tricked their way into a flat in Hertford Place. One of the men distracted the occupant - a woman in her 40s - while the other man searched the property.""When the victim realised what they were doing she ordered them to leave. The men left with a quantity of cash."Police worked with the woman to create an E-FIT (Electronic Facial Identification Technique) computer render one of the burglar's face.
And you can just imagine the kind of field day the internet had upon seeing such a hilariously unrealistic sketch. They laughed, they cried, they started making free associations.
In fact, according to Twitter, users think they know who the man is...
I know his sister 😳 pic.twitter.com/eWa6jFISx4
— dodgyrunner (@SDivitt) April 3, 2018I saw his dog on the turnpike today pic.twitter.com/DiUdj2MtwD
— Shelly Splainin’ 🙋🏻♀️ (@sheLLbeLL_xo) April 3, 2018Did he have a dog? pic.twitter.com/XuM9nVYZF6
— Nelstar (@TheStalker3324) April 3, 2018He sent me a snap! pic.twitter.com/ECc3b39YTM
— Laura (@_lauraslens_) April 4, 2018I actually think he looks like my second-cousin, one I spent a lot of time with hanging out and laughing (duh, look at that mouth) with in my childhood years.
Other users were just baffled.
Theres something quite distinctive about this suspect, But i cant put my finger on it
— Macfearghais (@macfearghais1) April 4, 2018The good news is that he should be really easy to spot. 😂
— Betsy Q. Contrary ❄️ (@BetsyContrary) April 3, 2018His dentist should be able to ID him without films. pic.twitter.com/xMI1ni5aUF
— Laura Mcc (@lauraMcc1422) April 4, 2018Some attempted to aid the police.
Fixed it pic.twitter.com/HmV6VaPQ26
— Ryan Rafferty (@RyanRafferty96) April 4, 2018😂 I think this one is less obvious, he'd get away with this pic.twitter.com/yYXkzCS5zb
— Ryan Rafferty (@RyanRafferty96) April 4, 2018decided to google more police efits. pic.twitter.com/vVvKqCTPTS
— autumn 💖 (@autumnjohnay) April 4, 2018His teeth certainly are
— Surgical Scalpel 🦆 (@HarryPacker1) April 4, 2018Hopefully he doesn't bite anyone.
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